Coffee, Tea or Hee-Hee?: United Airlines

Anyone who has flown Southwest Airlines, based in Dallas, knows they have the funniest in-flight announcements, ranging from silly to laugh out loud hilarious. But here’s one from a source that might surprise you… After landing in SFP on a flight from Denver, a passenger reported that the flight attendant announced, “On behalf of all our crew, we realize you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing United.” Via the San Francisco Chronicle. Have you heard something while traveling that’s worth sharing? Please send it to us.