Disney’s Parks have a squeaky clean iamge. So this will appeal to the opposite end of the park-going public: According to Netscape News, developers in London have announced that they’ll open a new $8.3 million dollar sexual “theme park” near Piccadilly Circus at the Trocadero Entertainment Center next Spring. So The Kinks and Sex Pistols may not just be names for rock groups as The London Academy of Sex and Relationships will house an educational, multimedia show to teach visitors how to become better lovers, provide info about STDs and offer tips to cure sex problems. Naturally, everyone wants to know what kind of rides they’ll offer. Please send us your suggestions.